{"id":5827,"date":"2025-10-06T12:19:20","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T10:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/?p=5827"},"modified":"2025-10-06T12:21:00","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T10:21:00","slug":"what-did-you-just-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/2025\/10\/06\/what-did-you-just-say\/","title":{"rendered":"What did you just say ;-)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Ort:<\/strong> Ein kleines Caf\u00e9 in Berlin, 17:30 Uhr.
Protagonisten:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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        • Maya<\/strong>, 34, Deutsch-Indisch, in Berlin geboren, selbstst\u00e4ndig, organisiert, sch\u00e4tzt Klarheit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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            • Leo<\/strong>, 36, Argentinier, Expat in Berlin, Musiker, spontan, emotional, liebt das Improvisierte.
              Gemeinsame Sprache:<\/strong> Englisch (mehr schlecht als recht)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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              Maya sitzt am Fensterplatz und starrt auf ihr Handy. 17:37.
              Leo kommt atemlos reingest\u00fcrmt, Sonnenbrille im Haar, ein L\u00e4cheln, das alles verzeihen will.<\/p>\n

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              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eSorry, babe, the U-Bahn was crazy. Some guy was playing accordion and screaming about capitalism.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya (ohne aufzuschauen):<\/strong> \u201eWe said five-thirty. Not six minus a few excuses.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Leo setzt sich, bestellt ohne zu fragen, zwei Cortados.
              Maya hebt eine Braue.<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eYou never ask me if I want coffee.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eBut you always want coffee.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eThat’s not the point.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Kurze Stille. Maya scrollt weiter. Leo nippt an seinem Cortado und betrachtet sie.<\/p>\n

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              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eYou didn\u2019t answer my texts yesterday.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eBecause I don\u2019t need to text three times a day. I told you. I\u2019m busy.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eBut how can I know if you\u2019re okay? I worry. In Argentina, we care. We check in.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eAnd in Germany, we don\u2019t stalk people out of love.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Leo (grinst):<\/strong> \u201eYou call love stalking. Romantic.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eYou call pressure romantic. Exhausting.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eOkay, so what\u2014no texting, no calling, and seeing each other only when you send a calendar invite? This is not a relationship, it\u2019s\u2026 German logistics.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eIt\u2019s respect for each other\u2019s space.\u201c<\/p>\n

              <\/p>\n

              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eSpace? We live in different emotional galaxies!\u201c<\/p>\n

              <\/p>\n

              Sie sehen sich an \u2013 genervt, gereizt, aber irgendwie auch fasziniert.
              Ein kurzer Moment des Schweigens.<\/p>\n

              <\/p>\n

              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eYou know, when you talk like that, it\u2019s like\u2026 you don\u2019t want me to exist in your life.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eAnd when you talk like that, it\u2019s like you want to crawl into my skin and answer my emails for me.\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Leo (lacht):<\/strong> \u201eI would. But only if I get to answer like: \u2018Sorry I didn\u2019t reply sooner, I was loving my boyfriend too hard.\u2019\u201c<\/p>\n

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              Maya verzieht den Mund, will nicht lachen. Verliert den Kampf.<\/p>\n

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              Maya:<\/strong> \u201eOkay. New rule. One argument per coffee.\u201c<\/p>\n

              <\/p>\n

              Leo:<\/strong> \u201eOr one coffee per argument? In that case, we\u2019ll need a bigger caf\u00e9.\u201c<\/p>\n

              <\/p>\n

              Sie prosten sich mit ihren Cortados zu. Keiner hat wirklich zugeh\u00f6rt. Aber irgendwie\u2026 sind sie wieder okay. Zumindest f\u00fcr jetzt.<\/p>\n

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              Verwendete Karte, die Ruten:<\/p>\n

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              Fairy Lenormand, M. Katz, T. Goodwin, Lo Scarabeo<\/p>\n

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              Ort: Ein kleines Caf\u00e9 in Berlin, 17:30 Uhr.Protagonisten: Maya sitzt am Fensterplatz und starrt auf ihr Handy. 17:37.Leo kommt atemlos reingest\u00fcrmt, Sonnenbrille im Haar, ein L\u00e4cheln, das alles verzeihen will. Leo: \u201eSorry, babe, the U-Bahn was crazy. Some guy was playing accordion and screaming about capitalism.\u201c Maya (ohne aufzuschauen): \u201eWe said five-thirty. Not six minus a few excuses.\u201c Leo setzt sich, bestellt ohne zu fragen, zwei Cortados.Maya hebt eine Braue. Maya: \u201eYou never ask me if I want coffee.\u201c Leo: \u201eBut you always want coffee.\u201c Maya: \u201eThat’s not the point.\u201c Kurze Stille. Maya scrollt weiter. Leo nippt an seinem Cortado …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5827"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5831,"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5827\/revisions\/5831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kartenlegung-kerstin.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}